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It’s So Greasy

Imagine a fast food worker who also happens to be a health nut. He hates his job, but he keeps it to himself…That is, until Jonnie comes in and orders his fifth Extra Value Meal of the week, super-sized with a Diet Coke. Parody of Five For Fighting’s “Superman (It’s Not Easy)”.

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It’s Too Late

A breakup song written from the point of view of a garden, scorned by a negligent farmer. Parody of “Apologize” by Onerepublic.

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