I would like to start by saying that I hate the word “testimonial”. It reminds me of an infomercial- some guy pretending to believe in what he is saying, surrounded by other people who seem way too excited about an electric shoehorn.

With that disclaimer, I can’t think of a better word for the sentiment “Hey, I worked with these people. They laughed and even offered to vouch for me!” I would like to put that entire statement, but the name would take up the entire links bar.

Being a professional, it’s important to me that you know what you’re getting when you book me. Being a comedian, I couldn’t just leave it at that. So, I’ve divided this link into two parts: 1) Things people have said about me (“Actual Testimonials”), and 2) Things I wish people had said about me (“Fictional Testimonials”).

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